Discretion Assured: How to Conceal Your Vibrator
Your Fortress of Solitude isn’t always inviolate. There’ll be times when family, friends, or colleagues come over and you may not want them to gaze upon your prized vibrator. Happily, you’ve got plenty of great locations for concealment, including ones that may never have occurred to you.
Normally, storing your vibrator in a discrete location in your bedroom is a perfectly sound solution, especially if yours is not a discreet vibrator. Only churls and the terminally obnoxious would enter your bedroom and rummage through your dresser and closet. Unfortunately, most of us know our fair share of obnoxious churls, so it’s good to have some more discrete locations on tap for hiding your vibrator. Read More
“Mom, I Want A Vibrator”:
A Guide to Broaching the Subject Semi-Gracefully
It ain’t easy being a teen. There’s the awkwardness, the pressure of trying to ready yourself for adulthood and its attendant responsibilities, and inviting your peers’ disdain if you haven’t seen Twilight at least seven times.
Then there are the raging hormones. A vibrator is a safe way to deal with those; with a vibrator, you don’t have to deal with pressure to offer your boyfriend what you’re not ready to give and there’s no risk of pregnancy.
Problem is, there’s no way to buy one before you turn eighteen. Well, almost no way. Read More
